CJ Wilson is straight edge. CJ Wilson is obsessed with race cars and Josh Hamilton. CJ Wilson thinks that he is brilliant and hilarious. CJ Wilson is kind of humorless. CJ Wilson is the starting pitcher for the Texas Rangers in game one of the 2011 World Series.
In honor of all of these facts, and his generally weird internet presence, here are some highlights from CJ’s painfully overused twitter account:
The only way I can enjoy packing my luggage on road trips is if I turn my hotel room into a dj booth #clothingburritoRaveMix
@CourtneyHosking I listen to electro (dj purposes) and metal (guitaring) but learning how to play piano so I dig coldplay too
@Flyguyify I’ve been djing for 3.5 years
Mark Hamburger is my new locker mate- just found out he’s into dubstep. Gonna have @HiDeaf make a ‘burger down remix
About to take my first drug test of the 2011 season… Straightedge peace of mind!
1)u need better accountant 2)cry me a river 3) america: cheaper than everywhere else RT @ericthefall: Taxes make me want to blow my head off
Halladay’s changeup is so nasty. Dear Santa, please. PLEASE. I want one
@silverguinness I don’t. I’m very specific about what I eat at restaurants. Mostly just eat red meat and sushi when I go out
Between the playoff beard and my Tempurpedic Bedhead I’m starting to look like I’m in a tired, overplayed band. Makes a decent disguise
I think my swag turns off automatically at 3am unless RedBull is involved, or if I’m racing at Thunderhill/Daytona etc in a Mazda #zoomzoom
My new favorite website is www.imsdb.com currently reading Bad Santa, Billy Bob’s best role (other than angelina’s husband)
Joy never wrinkles, never gets old. Life’s smallest pleasures leave me feeling like a kid every time.
Side note- even airport bacon is good bacon. #bacon
WTF no. Holy crap. Tall, intelligent ladies only RT @CourtneyHosking: @str8edgeracer Do you like young strapping men?
@dulceebanda yes I dance
We are all made of stars RT@BiebsGuy69: @str8edgeracer I have to ask u this cuz I can’t find it anywhere: what ethnicity are u of?
Note: He’s been holding a trivia contest about his baseball career on his twitter. What does the winner get? A Victoria’s Secret giftcard, because that makes total sense.
Note #2: He basically responds to everything anyone tweets at him, sometimes with an unnecessary amount of aggression.
Note #3: He lives with his personal chef and a delightfully liberal reverend, who also double as his BFFs.
Note #4: Despite all this, I think he is very handsome, therefore I love him.