What do you think CJ Wilson and Howie Kendrick will name their photography blog? Los Angeles Photographers of Anaheim? Heavenly Lenses? CJ + HK = BFF?
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m sure as heck going to miss all those artsy black and white photos of Josh Hamilton and Ian Kinsler.
It’s Vin Scully’s birthday too! Happy birthday Vinny! You are my #1 favorite human of all time!
Happy birthday, you beautiful dreamboat.
Ways in which Matt Kemp is far superior to Ryan Braun:
-baseball playing
-good lookingness
Now, I’d say it’s time for a recount.
Juan Uribe has three children. Their names? Juan Luis, Juanny, and Janny. Move over, George Foremans.
Look at this guy! He is related to the astronomer who discovered Pluto!
Clayton Kershaw, for your NL Cy Young consideration.
David Freese wears a Batman mask during batting practice. That pretty much explains everything. Also, he has a thing for Kelly Kapowski, which makes him human.
Andy Cohen is dating someone from the 2006 St. Louis Cardinals World Series team, finally uniting my two favorite things: baseball and Bravo TV. This is obviously a private matter between two humans who deserve their privacy and is none of my, nor anyone else’s, business. But I must know who it is. I MUST.
CJ Wilson is straight edge. CJ Wilson is obsessed with race cars and Josh Hamilton. CJ Wilson thinks that he is brilliant and hilarious. CJ Wilson is kind of humorless. CJ Wilson is the starting pitcher for the Texas Rangers in game one of the 2011 World Series.
In honor of all of these facts, and his generally weird internet presence, here are some highlights from CJ’s painfully overused twitter account:
The only way I can enjoy packing my luggage on road trips is if I turn my hotel room into a dj booth #clothingburritoRaveMix
@CourtneyHosking I listen to electro (dj purposes) and metal (guitaring) but learning how to play piano so I dig coldplay too
@Flyguyify I’ve been djing for 3.5 years
Mark Hamburger is my new locker mate- just found out he’s into dubstep. Gonna have @HiDeaf make a ‘burger down remix
About to take my first drug test of the 2011 season… Straightedge peace of mind!
1)u need better accountant 2)cry me a river 3) america: cheaper than everywhere else RT @ericthefall: Taxes make me want to blow my head off
Halladay’s changeup is so nasty. Dear Santa, please. PLEASE. I want one
@silverguinness I don’t. I’m very specific about what I eat at restaurants. Mostly just eat red meat and sushi when I go out
Between the playoff beard and my Tempurpedic Bedhead I’m starting to look like I’m in a tired, overplayed band. Makes a decent disguise
I think my swag turns off automatically at 3am unless RedBull is involved, or if I’m racing at Thunderhill/Daytona etc in a Mazda #zoomzoom
My new favorite website is www.imsdb.com currently reading Bad Santa, Billy Bob’s best role (other than angelina’s husband)
Joy never wrinkles, never gets old. Life’s smallest pleasures leave me feeling like a kid every time.
Side note- even airport bacon is good bacon. #bacon
WTF no. Holy crap. Tall, intelligent ladies only RT @CourtneyHosking: @str8edgeracer Do you like young strapping men?
@dulceebanda yes I dance
We are all made of stars RT@BiebsGuy69: @str8edgeracer I have to ask u this cuz I can’t find it anywhere: what ethnicity are u of?
Note: He’s been holding a trivia contest about his baseball career on his twitter. What does the winner get? A Victoria’s Secret giftcard, because that makes total sense.
Note #2: He basically responds to everything anyone tweets at him, sometimes with an unnecessary amount of aggression.
Note #3: He lives with his personal chef and a delightfully liberal reverend, who also double as his BFFs.
Note #4: Despite all this, I think he is very handsome, therefore I love him.
#throwstrikes
Justin Verlander’s windup is the least elaborate Rain Dance in the history of the world.
